Orphan Black 1.05 – Conditions of Existence
Previously: Sarah meets up with Helena, the crazy religious fanatic clone that hates the other clones and kills them. Helena’s also tough, running around after getting stabbed with a piece of rebar and...
View ArticleOrphan Black 1.06 – Variations Under Domestication
Previously: Vic got his pinky cut off. Alison was awesome and tased Vic. Cosima met a hot Frenchie. Sarah was medically examined in her sleep. Hot Paul broke all our hearts. GUYS. Guys. Orphan Black...
View ArticleOrphan Black 1.07 – Parts Developed in an Unusual Manner
Previously on Orphan Black: Alison goes all Guantanamo Bay on Donnie’s suburban ass and doesn’t let him go to the monthly potluck. Donnie’s sad ’cause he bought mulled wine for it and everything. Sarah...
View ArticleOrphan Black 1.08 – Entangled Bank
Previously on Orphan Black: Art and Angela re-start their investigation from the ground up. Hot Paul gets interrogated by Creepy Olivier. Felix wears guyliner and looks better than everyone else....
View ArticleOrphan Black 1.09 – Unconscious Selection
Previously on Orphan Black: Art and his new partner Angela close in on Sarah. Alison got tired of Aynesley and her meddling Monitor ways so she revenge-banged Aynesley’s easy husband Chad. Alison...
View ArticleOrphan Black 1.10 – Endless Forms Most Beautiful
Previously on Orphan Black: Kira was hit by a car, like, totally badly, but don’t worry, she’s fine. I’m pretty sure there was something in her stomach but the doctors didn’t say boo about it. Helena...
View ArticleOrphan Black – 2×01 – Nature Under Constraint and Vexed
Previously: Sarah comes to town and sees so many twins but they aren’t twins they’re clones! She meets Alison! And Cosima! And Helena! Hot Paul is hot! Alison hates Big Boob Blowies and Donnie! Goodbye...
View ArticleOrphan Black – 2×02 – Governed by Sound Reason and True Religion
Previously: Felix’s ass. That’s all you need to know. Helena’s recovering in the hospital. A police officer takes her picture as they look at the contents in her pockets: sugar packets, lollypops, a...
View ArticleOrphan Black 2×03 – Mingling Its Own Nature With It
Previously: Alison realizes her monitor was sneaky Donnie all along and takes up drinking again, but this time in tiny bottles. The play ‘Blood Ties’ (a real play, btw!) is opening soon! Cosima starts...
View ArticleOrphan Black 2×04 – Governed as It Were by Chance
Previously: Alison’s opening night involved a lot of drinking, pill popping and falling off the stage. Bravo! Cosima does research on the dead clone Jennifer. Daniel shows up at the Cabin of Lies and...
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